WELCOME IN MENASTARY
The country for hard working, religious men.
The 4 commandments of Theo Cracy
Theo Cracy is the leader in Menastary, so he makes all the rules. His 4 commandments are the most important rules and every inhabitant of Menastary should live by them.
LIKES & DISLIKES
NEWSPAPER
The Menastary Daily is the largest newspaper of Menastary. It is published every day.
ARTICLES
OUR NATIONAL PRODUCT
Our national product is a canister with Menastrian oil in it. It will bring you luck at all times if you wear it.
It is for men only so it won't work for women.
It's available in all of our local monastries.
PERSONA AND DAY IN THE LIFE
A day in the life of Phil Undersea
Gets up at 6 o’clock in the morning. First thing he does is honour the spiritual leader by putting 2 Menasterian Dollars in an envelope. The tribute is collected in a depository box in each neighbourhood. Then he goes for a quick shower, breakfast (provided by his wife) and of to work. He lives close by the sea so his work isn’t that far. After a long day of work, he gets home and eats the meal provided by his wife. Then he spends some quality time with his children. Most of the time this means sitting in silence next to eachother. So the children know how real men act in Menastary.
The last thing they do before going to bed is thank the spiritual leader for the day, the night and watermelons, because watermelons are dope.
MENASTARY
Mission
The main mission of Menastery is to give every working man a decent and fullfilling life. By doing so we create an atmosphere where hard work, extreme loyalty and believe in our spiritual leader Theo R.Cracy is rewarded. It’s extremely important to make sure the female population don’t get any silly ideas about emancipation or “equal rights” so we don’t really provide any form of education for women. Men get just the right amount of education, enough to make them believe Mr. Cracy is our leader and that the oil industry is not at all a very polluting industry.
Vision
In an ideal future Menastery population has grown exponentialy and therefore the working population expands as well. This will boost our petroleum based economy and that results in a happy spiritual leader. At the end of the day that’s the most important thing.
As long as the birth rate never declines we won’t have a huge problem with a younger generation that has to carry the weight of an older greying generation. So fingers crossed.
DNA
Happy Mr Theo R. Cracy means happy men and that means happy women, not that that last thing is important but I thought I would put it in anyway. Never mind.
-Work hard, supress hard-
